Friday, April 11, 2008

Eff You, You Effin Effers

Do you ever get the urge to just scream at the top of your lungs? Well I totally feel that way today.

My bathroom ceiling is leaking again. This is the count it 3rd time this has happened. I don't know if I posted it here before, but I live below a bunch of crackheads that make so much noise. Apparently during a drunken binge one night one of the crackies decided to take a bath and ran the water... and passed out. Needless to say that when I woke up the next morning and it was RAINING in my bathroom I was not happy. It was fixed. Fast forward less than a month later, it happens again, except for the raining part. This time, I get huge water bubbles on the ceiling and wall. I call the maintenance department and they come right over to fix it. Apparently, they cannot find the source of this leak. Hmmm. Anyway, I go on my trip and come back to THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!! Now, I have been more than understanding about this situation and that shit happens, but 3 times within the past 4 months?? I don't think so.

I called the maintenance office and ripped "Patty" a new one. She started defending the crackies to me. Um, no, bitch. I am the one being inconvenienced when a bubble pops like a pimple and spills crack infested germy water on my tub, sink and floor. So I dig deep and find out that they RENT their apartment through the Section 8 program. Say what? I am paying almost 2 grand a month in mortgage and maintenance to live underneath some welfare recipients that can't even remember to turn the water off after they finish allegedly bathing? Oh No.

So I may have called the Department of Buildings to have them come and inspect the above apartment to see how many crackies live there and hopefully get them evicted. Oops, did I just say that out loud? My bad.


~Penny~ said...

Go you! Seriously I am so over city living.

What the F where we thinking when we wanted to own?

Stupid move.

Lisa Johnson said...

You go girl!!! And can I just say that my draw dropped to the floor when I read that you pay $2K a month for your place? WOW! I need to get a job like yours so I could afford that. I'm glad you turned those crack heads in. I hope they get evicted. Keep us posted!

rage said...

Damn girl! 2K a month?
Didn't know you had it like that!
Dude, I would be So pissed if I were in your situation - paying that much, having some crack heads be on section 8 while fucking up my (in this case, your) apartment? Hell no!

Mrstx said...

Holy shitballs! I read your blog before but i apparently missed that you pay $2k a month! I'm impressed! I am so unmarketable right now that I couldn't even make $2k a month. You are my hero. :D

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