Picture it: Subway car, Thursday morning. Me half asleep, trying to concentrate on my book. Rain outside. Middle aged lady seated reading Us Magazine. Cute guy wearing a navy blue zip-front hoodie carrying an umbrella.
Lady to cute guy: You're making me wet.
Me and surrounding passengers do a double take.
Lady to cute guy again: I said you're making me wet.
Cute guy laughing: Yes, I tend to have that effect on the ladies.
Lady getting pissed: With your umbrella.
Cute guy still laughing: I'm flattered, but it's not that big.
Then the lady paused for a second like she was thinking about what he said; the look on her face was priceless when she finally figured out what he was talking about. I know it was early and maybe she wasn't ready with her A game comeback, but seriously, talk about being slow on the uptake.
Thank you random cute boy in the navy hoodie, you made my rainy Thursday morning.
ETA: I submitted this quote here. Come on, you know it made you laugh too. Or am I the only one with a dirty mind here?
Thursday, September 14, 2006
This is Why I Love Living in NYC
Posted by Sloane at 11:56 PM
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1 comments:
LOL That's funny! And I like the overheard in New York website too!
Another one on there that I thought was kinda funny:
Woman #1: I don't know how I'm gonna get Bernie to go down on me. I've even tried waxing.
Woman #2: Maybe you can tattoo a little Yankees logo down there.
Woman #1: Are you kidding? It would be a holy object. He would kneel and make burnt offerings.
Woman #2: At least he would be kneeling. That's a start.
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