Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Better Late Than Never

So here are my 99 things. Before I started writing it, I didn't think I was going to come up with 99 things, but here they are.


  1. My real name isn't Sloane.
  2. I wish it was.
  3. I got the name from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, one of my favorite movies.
  4. My real name is very ethnic.
  5. I have super fair skin and dark hair.
  6. The kicker? Tons of freckles.
  7. I don't tan in the sun, I freckle.
  8. Although I love them, I wish I was able to get a kick ass tan.
  9. I've lived in NYC my entire life.
  10. I bought an apartment in January 2007.
  11. I moved in in June.
  12. I think it was a big mistake.
  13. My whole family (extended) thinks that Dirty and I live together.
  14. We don't.
  15. I got the apartment before I got the boyfriend.
  16. I live underneath a bunch of crackheads.
  17. I hate it.
  18. I want to sell my apartment and buy a house with Dirty.
  19. One of the main reasons why is so I don't have to deal with people living above me.
  20. Oh, and because I love him.
  21. And I want to marry him.
  22. I am scared that he will never ask me.
  23. I know that if that happens, I should walk away.
  24. That will be one of the hardest things I'll ever have to do.
  25. I'm afraid I'm not that strong.
  26. Sometimes I think my life is too good.
  27. I am always waiting for the other shoe to drop.
  28. Sometimes I wish I was more religious.
  29. I admire people who have blind faith in a higher power.
  30. I don't have that much trust.
  31. It makes me sad.
  32. I am doing this list at work.
  33. I have no work to do today.
  34. I am spending my time online.
  35. I've checked out of this job a long time ago.
  36. I just go through the motions everyday.
  37. I don't think anyone can tell.
  38. If they can, they have never said.
  39. I wouldn't care anyway.
  40. I am a little nervous about my new job.
  41. I know that once I get there, I'll fit right in.
  42. It sounds funny, but I relate better to a bunch of thugs than with "professional" people.
  43. I look really young for my age.
  44. I will be 32 in September.
  45. It used to be a barrier.
  46. I always tell my real age.
  47. No one believes me anyway.
  48. It will come in handy as I reach old age.
  49. I rarely get dressed up, only for special occasions.
  50. My general work "uniform" is pants and a button down shirt.
  51. My weekend wear is jeans and t-shirts.
  52. When I do get dressed up, I look completely different.
  53. Everyone wonders why I don't do it more often.
  54. I wonder if I do look that bad?
  55. I love to sleep.
  56. I don't get a lot of it during the week.
  57. I can't seem to catch up on it during the weekends lately.
  58. I love to cook.
  59. I always wanted to be a professional chef.
  60. But I don't think that I could handle the criticism.
  61. I rarely cook anymore.
  62. It is not so fun to cook for one person.
  63. Dirty usually cooks for me when we are together.
  64. Sometimes I feel guilty about it.
  65. My mother thinks I treat him badly.
  66. I just think he is well trained. :)
  67. He cleans my house for me. All. The. Time.
  68. He takes care of me when I am sick.
  69. Which I seem to be all the time lately.
  70. I have IBS.
  71. Which means I am literally full of shit.
  72. My family teases me about that all the time.
  73. It is really funny.
  74. I don't follow the diet I am supposed to.
  75. If I did, I would be extremely thin.
  76. I just can't give up certain foods.
  77. I've tried.
  78. My trainer has helped me lose almost 15 pounds.
  79. I can't tell.
  80. Neither can my friends or family.
  81. I think the scale may be wrong.
  82. I feel like I am destined to be the fat girl.
  83. I don't want to be.
  84. I wear glasses.
  85. Currently I have 4 different pairs that I rotate.
  86. I have a hard time wearing contact lenses.
  87. My eyes are extremely dry.
  88. I only wear them to go out.
  89. I got my first pair when I was 10.
  90. They were really ugly.
  91. I feel like I can hide behind my frames.
  92. They are a barrier between me and the world.
  93. I helped most of my friends pick out their frames.
  94. They are usually something that they would never select for themselves.
  95. It is a gift. I am the Eyeglass Whisperer.
  96. I should have been an optometrist.
  97. It would have saved me A LOT of money.
  98. Here I am at the end.
  99. 17 work days to go!

Whew. Yes it is 17 work days, the counter includes the weekends. I don't!


~Penny~ said...

Eyeglass whisperer! Hilarious.

You do have fantastic rims all the time. I sometimes miss wearing glasses.


rage said...

I think you're beautiful girl!

I love learning more about you!

Anonymous said...

I've always wanted to visit NYC but I'm too afraid to ride the subway. lol. Damn suburbanites. I did a list like this once too, but it was 101 things. It was fun!