Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness and Stuff

I never realized that people in NYC could be so nosy, but I have been stopped 6 times within that last 2 days asking about the bandage on my neck. Before you get crazy, it is not a huge gauze wrapped wound. It is a small flesh colored band-aid that is placed in the center of my neck. I didn't realize that it would be so noticeable, especially since I have been wearing shirts that cover it, but I guess it is. Someone actually asked me if it was a nicotine patch! Random.

The procedure itself didn't hurt exactly, the anesthesia killed me though. I am always sleepy a day or two after taking anesthesia. The suckiest part? I am on a mushy food diet for the next few days. Gross. The other bad part? No alcohol. I know, kill me now. I went out for drinks and dinner last night, and I couldn't eat anything. Torture. I was drinking club soda with lime, to fake like I was drinking a gin and tonic so people at other tables didn't think I was such a dud. But they probably could tell anyway. :(

Anyway, here's my answers to Wednesday Weirdness

1. Would you rather be 3 inches taller, or 3 inches shorter than you already are?

Do I have to answer this? I think we all know it would be taller, and I would try to borrow inches from someone else as well. If I grew 3 inches, I would still only be 5'3", so I'll take at least 6. Wrapped in a bow. Thanks.

2. What are 3 words that could never be used to describe you?

This is a tough question. I can be described as everything in different areas of my life. Greedy- yes; sweet-yes; annoying-yes; pretty-yes; conceited-yes; considerate-yes. I could go for days, and you get the point.

3. Have you ever eaten something at the grocery store while you were shopping, prior to buying it? Did you pay for it when you got to the check out line?

No, I can usually hold off until I get into the car and then I break into something.

4. If you could have any 3 materialistic things in this world without paying a single cent for any of them, what would they be and why?

1. A really nice house with all the amenities that I could want; pool, hot tub, outdoor kitchen. Like the shit I see in Dirty's architecture magazines.

2. A cleaning lady that won't judge me and just shut her mouth and clean!

3. Hot transportation- private jet, boat, cars, etc. See how I got more out of my three. I'm so strategic like that!

5. Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off during sex before?

Yes, sometimes I nod off during foreplay, not during the actual act. I did have a boyfriend that would fall asleep all the time during, especially if he was drunk. Yes, it was in college and yes, that is why he is an ex.

6. What are 3 jobs you’d leave your current job for? If you don't have a current job, just list 3 jobs you would like to have.

1. Restaurant critic- I've always wanted to do this. I would be totally dramatic about it too. Two ice cubes please. Oh No? I WILL BREAK YOU!!

2. Travel Critic or Hotel Tester- Trip Advisor? What?

3. Anywhere Sidekick is not. :)

7. Do you or have you ever answered the phone during sex?

No, but it is very distracting. I have answered the phone at other times when getting frisky. ;)


Unknown said...

LMAO have I mentioned that I think you're the best! Honestly nobody could make me laugh harder with their answeres.

KBear said...

:) if I could be 3 inches taller, it would put me at almost 5'5.

I'm 5'1 right now. and a HALF. so whenever I get physicals done, they say I'm 5'2 :) yeah! i finally made it over five feet! woo hoo!

Jadeny said...

Isn't guacamole considered a mushy food? lol

Jatorade said...

I've had random strangers comment on a bandaid on my back before. not that it was even noticable but I had bent down to unlock my bike (this is when i biked places) and my shirt came up JUST enough to see the edge of the bandaid...but yah, that was a tattoo under there. Honestly though, I'd never ask a stranger a personal question like that!!!

I hope your mushy food gets better. If you are really suffering there is a recipe book out there somewhere that is devoted entirely to mush and a lot of the recipes are really really good.

tara said...

i hope you are doing o.k.
I had thryoid surgery 6 yrs. ago and had a big ass bandaid and bruising .The cashier at the grocery store I went to was a bitch and when she saw me bruised and bandaged she was nice.
It's amazing how "nice"people are in situations like that.
Hope all turns out to be healthy.

Ashly Star said...

Your answers are great. I enjoyed reading them. Thanks for playing WW! =)