Random Survey... aka Bored at Work

What's your name?

Sloane

What have you done today?

Nothing but this survey so far.

Do you have something more important that you should be doing?

Working

How's your love life?

Great

What are you listening to right now?

Ipod

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

Ears

Do you want any piercings or tattoos?

Contemplating tattoo

Do you have any bruises right now?

Yes

How's your hair looking today?

Decent for once.

Who's the last person you texted?

Cousin

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with A, G, J, R, or Z?

Yes

Do you dress up a lot?

No.

Last dream you remember having?

I don’t remember my dreams.

What is your dream car?

Audi 8

Do you eat when you're bored?

Who doesn’t?

Are you insecure?

Nah

Are you a good singer?

In the shower, I win American Idol all the time.

What is your favorite TV show?

Do you have to ask? Jersey Shore, of course. I am also partial to RuPaul’s Drag Race, which is all that different if you think about it.

Favorite band/artist?

Depends on what mood I’m in; mostly Ghostface Killa

Season?

Fall

Do you have any pets?

Only an Aerogarden

Which parent do you look the most like?

Mother

Any siblings?

Younger sis and Older Bro

When's the last time you cried?

In the hospital during an uncomfortable exam.

When's the last time you laughed?

3 seconds ago at a client who was trying to bullshit me.

Last time you laughed so hard you cried?

When my 3 year old niece fist pumped at me on webcam when I was in the hospital.

Do you have any role models/heroes?

My grams

What are you wearing?

Boring work clothes

Do you have any posters in your bedroom?

Dirty won’t let me keep my Bieber poster in the bedroom. L Also, I am not 12.

What is your opinion on Lady Gaga?

Meh, I don’t have an opinion on her

Are you tired?

yes

Favorite sport?

MMA fighting

Last time you were sick?

February

What kind of mood are you in?

Sarcastic. What else is new?